Elyse is Funhaus' newest inter- I mean employee. She does I don't know, take care of James' bike?
In Open House #53, it was revealed that Elyse is the dictator of Congo, where she has many laser monkeys that mine diamonds for her. Pew pew, lasers.
[*] She is married to James Willems. (lucky)
[*] She's Canadian.(lucky)
[*] Spoole's her work husband. (hah)
[*] She has a weird taste for video games.
[*] Contrary to popular belief and many studies, she's actually the "Big Spoon" in her marriage with James.